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Golf cart crash kills five

February 15, 2006

Five people were killed and four more seriously injured in a multi-cart accident caused by illegal fairway racers piloting highly customized golf carts. Four others were treated at the scene and released.

It was the third fairway racing incident to cause fatalities since December, when a driver lost control on the ninth fairway at a Malibu area course plowing into a crowd of golfers awaiting a shotgun start tournament. 

Vigorous law enforcement targeting street racers has driven many to the un-policed fairways where racers often exceed speeds of 35 mph in heavily customized golf carts outfitted with tens of thousands of dollars in performance and stylistic accessories.  

This EZ-GO golf cart seized at a recent Illegal fairway race has over $100,000 in performance upgrades

Source: Palm Beach Police Department

"Golfers don't expect to see high performance golf carts screaming down the fairways at 35 mph," explained Pebble Beach Police spokesman James Calvin, "most golfers are elderly and have lost most of their reflexes anyway.  The added speed we're seeing from these souped-up golf carts is a tremendous danger."

The high performance fairway racing carts can easily outrun any course marshals or greens keepers pursuing the racers, leaving officials essentially powerless to interdict on anything but a limited scale.

Today's tragedy occurred as four high-performance carts raced side-by-side around the par 5, 572 yard, dogleg-right 14th hole.  Vernest Bradshaw, age 73, was driving his cart across the cart path to retrieve his wife Ethel's errant tee shot when they were broadsided by 23 year old Jonathon Gilmorea, who was driving the high performance cart accompanied by passenger Steven Givenscy.  All four passengers in both carts were pronounced dead at the scene. Also killed was 19 year old Ernesto Rivas who drove into a tree while trying to avoid the collision.

The other two golf carts involved in the race fled the scene before police arrived.  There are currently no leads. 

 

 
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