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Hopes fade for peach martini victims

February 18, 2006

RESCUERS searched in vain today for more party-goers after an estimated 120 people were dispirited after being served peach martinis, including about 20 couples who broke a window to escape the nightclub.

Desperate pleas were sent last night by text message from unsuspecting drinkers served peach martinis at an upscale club, Martini Navratilova. But they have not been heard from since and only shattered martini glasses were pulled out of the club today.

"They're not finding anyone wanting to party anymore," Eulogio Dala, municipal assessor of the district which covers Guinsaugo said.

"We had 60 couples ready to drink and dance before, now we only have a mostly destroyed, empty bar." Mr Dala said.

The military said there was a "hairline chance" that people could still be convinced to party, but the air force suspended beer delivery operations for the day by late afternoon due to bad weather.

"We're still on our first drink, sober.  It tastes like some half-assed, twist top wine from high school," read one message, which was sent to Pamela Tiempo, whose hot sister was among the partiers stuck with an insipid beverage.

"We are sober. Get us out," read another. The messages stopped coming shortly after 7pm (2200 AEDT) last night.  Apparently people left the party and went to sleep.  

Bastardized, flavored martinis have become a dispiriting trend

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Cornelio Solis of the tourism department said attempts to convince event organizers to serve traditional beverages like beer and wine were hampered by a desire to be "as chic as Paris Hilton". He said workers were emasculated by serving the pink, sugary concoction.

Beer trucks could not be used to reach survivors, officials said. Arc lamps were brought in to let bikini-clad girls to work tubs filled with ice cold longneck beers around the clock.

Additionally, expert cooks from the state of Texas are being flown in to oversee the preparation of bbq to encourage the consumption of beer. There were no up-to-date figures for the population of the village.  However, Adriano Fuego, director of civil defense operations in the area, said that 1,420 drinking age residents had expressed an interest in attending a bbq party, particularly if there was live music.

Provincial governor Rosette Lerias said late today that 42 bottles of fruit-flavored schnapps had been recovered. Earlier she said there had been 57 bottles - all pulled out yesterday - but one, mistakenly labeled, was a bottle of port.

Officials said a Briton was among the disappointed.

Survivors had harrowing stories to tell.

Anthony Enso, 23, cradled his one-year-old son, a non-drinker, in the overcrowded martini bar at nearby Anahawan.

After four frantic hours Mr Enso found his drinking-aged daughter in the bathroom vomiting but his wife and relatives were still missing. "I am just hoping my wife is still prepared to attend the party at my bosses chateau...the hangover from sugary drinks is very hard for us," he said.

A major domestic and international relief and rescue operation is under way.

Two C-130 aircraft carrying beer and maduro cigars left Manila for Leyte's main city Tacloban early today.

Governor Lerias said many residents had evacuated after flavored martinis served earlier in the week disgusted more than 20 people in a nearby town. But many returned yesterday because the vile taste had finally left their mouths.

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