A 19 year old Palestinian male who confessed to a suicide rape plot was arrested at the Tel Aviv border crossing wearing a condom vest at 2:30 pm today. The unidentified youth was taken into custody by the Israeli Defense Forces.

Before being apprehended the suspect acted strangely, clutching at his clothes and genitals while loitering near a group of Israeli girls standing near the crossing.  Once in custody, he revealed a plan to "rape as many Jew whores as he could until he expired upon their sweat and semen-soaked bodies."

He was frustrated by an inability to achieve an erection while under scrutiny, then further flummoxed at the difficulty in tearing open and properly donning a condom before his erection flagged. 

IDF sources report an increase in unconventional suicide attacks as targeted strikes have eliminated top Hamas bomb-makers.  Last week in Jenin a suicide sneezer was arrested after getting influenza germs on a number of Israeli citizens.  Two victims are still in the hospital with elevated white blood cell counts.   

 

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